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Author: HOCFO
Pittsburgh? Michael Jackson? Alcohol? Oh Hell Fuck Yes.
I’m no expert on Pittsburgh, but this is where I want to be. #zombieconfirmed [thumbs-rating-buttons]
Me Chasing My Hopes and Dreams
No explanation needed. [thumbs-rating-buttons]
EJECTO SEATO CUZ 330PM Finally Enters Phase One of Testing. We’re Pleased With the Initial Results
We put our top Eastern European engineers and scientists on the project. It’s happening folks. Survivability unclear. [thumbs-rating-buttons]
What’s The Big Fucking Deal? #MusicMonday *Headphones Recommended
Seriously, fuck today. Fuck Monday in general amirite?! But yeah, the first and third verses describe my company perfectly… Let’s get the fuck out this […]
Pimp My Office
Any consultants out there looking for work? I’m sure my company could squeeze you in. Give me a call. #corporatelife [thumbs-rating-buttons]
Alcohol: The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life’s Problems
Now HOCFO isn’t gonna lie, I’ve been here before (maybe I’m there right now?) . Pretty sure we’ve all been here, so why not laugh […]
The Adventures of Harry on the Roof! Is This Even English?
Listen up wank stains this Scottish man is in trouble! Where is poor Harry meant to put his weight? Some say he’s still up there… […]
If You Want To Get Ahead In Life Kids…
Poor big fat boss Eric. Damn ass kids these days have no respect. No respect at all! Spill some on the curb for another fallen […]