What’s The Big Fucking Deal? #MusicMonday *Headphones Recommended
Seriously, fuck today. Fuck Monday in general amirite?! But yeah, the first and third verses describe my company perfectly… Let’s get the fuck out this […]
Pimp My Office
Any consultants out there looking for work? I’m sure my company could squeeze you in. Give me a call. #corporatelife [thumbs-rating-buttons]
Alcohol: The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life’s Problems
Now HOCFO isn’t gonna lie, I’ve been here before (maybe I’m there right now?) . Pretty sure we’ve all been here, so why not laugh […]
Robo-Calls are a crime on humanity
Isaac Asimov’s “Three Laws of Robotics” A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders […]
The Adventures of Harry on the Roof! Is This Even English?
Listen up wank stains this Scottish man is in trouble! Where is poor Harry meant to put his weight? Some say he’s still up there… […]
If You Want To Get Ahead In Life Kids…
Poor big fat boss Eric. Damn ass kids these days have no respect. No respect at all! Spill some on the curb for another fallen […]