{"id":869,"date":"2022-01-26T01:47:13","date_gmt":"2022-01-26T01:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/?p=869"},"modified":"2023-12-22T20:31:07","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T20:31:07","slug":"to-catch-a-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/26\/to-catch-a-president\/","title":{"rendered":"To Catch a President"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-embed-handler wp-block-embed-embed-handler\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-869-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/webm\" src=\"https:\/\/img-9gag-fun.9cache.com\/photo\/a813DoO_460svvp9.webm?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/img-9gag-fun.9cache.com\/photo\/a813DoO_460svvp9.webm\">https:\/\/img-9gag-fun.9cache.com\/photo\/a813DoO_460svvp9.webm<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&#8217;mon man!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are equal opportunity shitposters here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[thumbs-rating-buttons]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon man! 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