{"id":89,"date":"2019-08-31T05:11:58","date_gmt":"2019-08-31T05:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2023-12-22T20:34:27","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T20:34:27","slug":"dramatic-reenactment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/31\/dramatic-reenactment\/","title":{"rendered":"Dramatic Reenactment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Office worker hits and kicks computer\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2H7NZ0GNIIE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I use a certain software program to perform my daily accounting tasks at my job back on planet Earth. You\u2019ve probably heard of it. Who the fuck am I kidding, no you haven\u2019t, because no one on Earf would ever use this piece of shit. The following is a 100% accurate reenactment of every third hour of every day using this trash bag software. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*No office chairs were harmed during the making of this\nvideo. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[thumbs-rating-buttons]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I use a certain software program to perform my daily accounting tasks at my job back on planet Earth. You\u2019ve probably heard of it. Who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1616,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizontalinnovations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}